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Billericay Dickie

(spoken)
good evening i'm from essex
in case you couldn't tell
my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I'm doing very well

had a love affair with Nina
in the back of my Cortina
a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
she took me to the cleaners
and other misdemeanours
but I got right up between her
rum and her Ribena

well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
if candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and i'm doing very well

I bought a lot of brandy
when I was courting Sandy
took eight to make her randy
and all I had was shandy
another thing with Sandy
what often came in handy
was passing her a 'Mandy'
she didn't half go bandy

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm billeicay dickie
and I'm doing very well

I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet
her mother tried to ban it
her father helped me plan it
and when I captured Janet she bruised her pomegranet

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if i ever shaped up tricky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

you should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been
the jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
who's their brickie
I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse
kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness

my given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
I thought you'd never guess

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
a pair of squeaky chickies
I'm not a flaming thicky I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

oh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couch
with a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouch

my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I ain't a sloutch

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
about Billericay Dickie
I ain't an effin' thicky
you ask Joyce and Vicki
and I'm doing very well

Inne teksty tego wykonawcy:

Back To Blighty	Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler
Ban The Bomb	Bed O' Roses No. 9
Billericay Dickie	Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself Around London)
Blackmail Man	Blockheads
Broken Skin	Bus Driver's Prayer
Cacka Boom	Clever Trevor
Common As Muck	Cowboys
Crippled With Nerves	D'Orine The Cow
Dance Little Rude Boy	Dance Of The Crackpots
Dance Of The Screamers	Delusions Of Grandeur
Don't Ask Me	England's Glory
Father	Fly In The Ointment
Fuck Off Noddy	Fucking Ada
Funky Disco (Pops)	Geraldine
Happy Hippy	Have A Word
Heavy Living	Hey, Hey, Take Me Away
Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick	Hit Me With Your Rythym Stick
Honeysuckle Highway	Huffety Puff
I Believe	I Could Lie
I Made Mary Cry	I Want To Be Straight
I'm Partial To Your Abracadabra	If I Was With A Woman
It Ain't Cool	Itinerant Child
Jack Shit George	London Talking
Lullaby For Francies	Mash It Up Harry
Mischief	My Old Man
No Such Thing As Love	O'Donegal
Oh, Mr. Peanut	One Love
Pam's Moods	Pardon
Peter The Painter	Plaistow Patricia
Poo-Poo In The Prawn	Poor Joey
Profoundly In Love With Pandora	Quick Quick Slow
Quiet	Razzle In My Pocket
Really Glad You Came	Reasons To Be Cheerful
Rough Kids	Sex And Drugs And Rock 'N' Roll
Sink My Boats	Spasticus (Autisticus)
Sueperman's Big Sister	Sweet Gene Vincent
Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup (You're Sitting On	Thank You Mum
That's Enough Of That	That's Not All
The (Body Song)	The Badger And The Rabbit
The Call Up	The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock
The Passing Show	The Roadette Song
There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards	This Is What We Find
Twenty Tiny Fingers Sore Throat Mix	Two Old Dogs Without A Name
Uncoolohol	Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy
Upminster Kid	Very Personal
Waiting For Your Taxi	Wake Up And Make Love With Me
What A Waste!	You'll See Glimpses
You're More Than Fair	You're My Baby
You're My Inspiration	You're The Why
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