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D'Orine The Cow

*Moo!*

I'm D'Orine the Cow, Tom the Bull's better half
My daughter's called Daisy, she's a very nice calf
When I'm all finished milking and chewing the cud
Mr. Meatface the butcher will be after my blood

Cos I'm D'Orine Cow
I'm D'Orine the Cow
I'm somebody's quarter-pound hamburger bun
And somebody's trousers now

*Baa!*

I'm Lofty the Lamb from the heart of the shire
My texture's too coarse for your fashion attire
So soon I'll be bound for the abattoir's slab
Slaughtered and frozen for doner kebab

Cos I'm Lofty the Lamb
I'm Lofty the Lamb
I seem to have gambolled my short life away
I'm a sandwich instead of a ram

*Cluck-cluck! Cluck-cluck!*

I'm Mary the Chicken, the result of research
In the dark with no feathers and wedged on this perch
Pieces go missing when chickens collide
Oh bury my bones with your Kentucky Fried

Cos I'm Mary the Chicken
I'm Mary the Chicken
You wouldn't eat me if you knew where I'd been
You'd be heart-stricken

*Grunt!*

I'm Jonathon Pig and I'm fearsomely stout
From the tip of my tail to the snuff of my snout
I'm too fat to move and I'm too young to die
So think about me next time you eat a pork-pie

Cos I'm Jonathon Pig
I'm Jonathon Pig
My ears have gone into the sausage machine
And so has my thingumajig
My thingumajig

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Blackmail Man	Blockheads
Broken Skin	Bus Driver's Prayer
Cacka Boom	Clever Trevor
Common As Muck	Cowboys
Crippled With Nerves	D'Orine The Cow
Dance Little Rude Boy	Dance Of The Crackpots
Dance Of The Screamers	Delusions Of Grandeur
Don't Ask Me	England's Glory
Father	Fly In The Ointment
Fuck Off Noddy	Fucking Ada
Funky Disco (Pops)	Geraldine
Happy Hippy	Have A Word
Heavy Living	Hey, Hey, Take Me Away
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I Made Mary Cry	I Want To Be Straight
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Jack Shit George	London Talking
Lullaby For Francies	Mash It Up Harry
Mischief	My Old Man
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Oh, Mr. Peanut	One Love
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