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Poo-Poo In The Prawn

I took a sudden notion
To go down to the ocean
I'd got my sun-tan lotion
My flippers and my mask

In proper distribution
Of fully-formed ablutions
Formed an ocean of pollution
In which I daredn't bask

Some turds were teeny-tiny
And some were big and shiny
But they all fucked up the briney
In which I dipped my toe

If you go swimming in the shite-us
You'll get worse than dermititis
From the sea of grey detritus
Where the sewage ebbs and flows

There's no respite
From the cess-pit
No shelter from the pong
The poor old ocean
Is full of motions
Where the hell did we go wrong?

Like a lamb off to the slaughter
Pored myself a glass of water
I failed to spot I'd caught a
Little creature in my cup

I was well and truly bolleaux-ed
From the fires of hell that followed
Tâwas the cup of life I'd swallowed
And it almost did me up

Something coming
Through the plumbing
That should not be there at all
The glass is brimming
And things are swimming
And quite frankly, I'm appalled

I was a very hungry fella
I defrosted my paella
Came down with Salmonella
Three weeks intensive care

They failed to send technicians in
To check the air-conditioning
Which was unfortunately transmissioning
A case of Legionnaires

There's a malaise
In the mayonnaise
There's a poo-poo in the prawn
Where we missed them
In the system
Little germs are being born
There's no respite
From the cess-pit
There's no shelter from the pong
Where the hell did we go wrong?

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Broken Skin	Bus Driver's Prayer
Cacka Boom	Clever Trevor
Common As Muck	Cowboys
Crippled With Nerves	D'Orine The Cow
Dance Little Rude Boy	Dance Of The Crackpots
Dance Of The Screamers	Delusions Of Grandeur
Don't Ask Me	England's Glory
Father	Fly In The Ointment
Fuck Off Noddy	Fucking Ada
Funky Disco (Pops)	Geraldine
Happy Hippy	Have A Word
Heavy Living	Hey, Hey, Take Me Away
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Honeysuckle Highway	Huffety Puff
I Believe	I Could Lie
I Made Mary Cry	I Want To Be Straight
I'm Partial To Your Abracadabra	If I Was With A Woman
It Ain't Cool	Itinerant Child
Jack Shit George	London Talking
Lullaby For Francies	Mash It Up Harry
Mischief	My Old Man
No Such Thing As Love	O'Donegal
Oh, Mr. Peanut	One Love
Pam's Moods	Pardon
Peter The Painter	Plaistow Patricia
Poo-Poo In The Prawn	Poor Joey
Profoundly In Love With Pandora	Quick Quick Slow
Quiet	Razzle In My Pocket
Really Glad You Came	Reasons To Be Cheerful
Rough Kids	Sex And Drugs And Rock 'N' Roll
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