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Poor Joey

I'm Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl
I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world
In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch
Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lurch

This is my routine: first I ponder and peck
I look in the mirror and I shit on the deck
I try to fly, I bang my head
I think of something creative instead

I ruffle my feathers and have a good scratch
Spend at least half an hour trying to undo my catch
Not as though I want to be deleted by an owl
I've got to fight this awful situation somehow

Poor Joey *who's a pretty boy then?*
Poor Joey
Poor Joe
Poor Joey
A bundle of joy then
Poor Joey *hello!*

How the ruddy hell does she expect me to speak
With half a ton of cuttlefish stuck in my beak?
I go into a moody, disdainfully preen
Iâm just to upset to mutter something obscene

I appreciate the difficulties of owning a pet
Speaking as a budgie, it's like Russian Roulette
I was bred for the purpose and I shouldn't complain
I know you'll forgive me when I sing this refrain

Poor Joey *she's a right bastard!*
Poor Joey
Poor Joe
Poor Joey
Every Christmas they try to get me plastered
Poor Joey *hello!*

Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl
I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world
In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch
Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lurch

Poor Joey *who's a pretty boy then?*
Poor Joey
Poor Joe
Poor Joey
A bundle of joy then
Poor Joey *hello!*

Poor Joey
Poor Joe
Poor Joey
Poor Joe
Poor Joey *who's a pretty boy then?*
Poor Joe *hello!*

Poor Joey
Poor Joe *cheerio!*

Inne teksty tego wykonawcy:

Back To Blighty	Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler
Ban The Bomb	Bed O' Roses No. 9
Billericay Dickie	Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself Around London)
Blackmail Man	Blockheads
Broken Skin	Bus Driver's Prayer
Cacka Boom	Clever Trevor
Common As Muck	Cowboys
Crippled With Nerves	D'Orine The Cow
Dance Little Rude Boy	Dance Of The Crackpots
Dance Of The Screamers	Delusions Of Grandeur
Don't Ask Me	England's Glory
Father	Fly In The Ointment
Fuck Off Noddy	Fucking Ada
Funky Disco (Pops)	Geraldine
Happy Hippy	Have A Word
Heavy Living	Hey, Hey, Take Me Away
Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick	Hit Me With Your Rythym Stick
Honeysuckle Highway	Huffety Puff
I Believe	I Could Lie
I Made Mary Cry	I Want To Be Straight
I'm Partial To Your Abracadabra	If I Was With A Woman
It Ain't Cool	Itinerant Child
Jack Shit George	London Talking
Lullaby For Francies	Mash It Up Harry
Mischief	My Old Man
No Such Thing As Love	O'Donegal
Oh, Mr. Peanut	One Love
Pam's Moods	Pardon
Peter The Painter	Plaistow Patricia
Poo-Poo In The Prawn	Poor Joey
Profoundly In Love With Pandora	Quick Quick Slow
Quiet	Razzle In My Pocket
Really Glad You Came	Reasons To Be Cheerful
Rough Kids	Sex And Drugs And Rock 'N' Roll
Sink My Boats	Spasticus (Autisticus)
Sueperman's Big Sister	Sweet Gene Vincent
Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup (You're Sitting On	Thank You Mum
That's Enough Of That	That's Not All
The (Body Song)	The Badger And The Rabbit
The Call Up	The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock
The Passing Show	The Roadette Song
There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards	This Is What We Find
Twenty Tiny Fingers Sore Throat Mix	Two Old Dogs Without A Name
Uncoolohol	Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy
Upminster Kid	Very Personal
Waiting For Your Taxi	Wake Up And Make Love With Me
What A Waste!	You'll See Glimpses
You're More Than Fair	You're My Baby
You're My Inspiration	You're The Why
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